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Created on 2009-01-13 20:59:47 (#18035315), last updated 2009-07-25

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Name:	flixtails
Birthdate:	09-14
Location:	Florida, United States

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Welcome to Flixtails' Ruthless Reviews Of Cinematic Oddities. If you are looking for the latest movie reviews, they are few and far between here. Here, you will find the oddball videos. "Oddball" comes in many flavors -- obscure, cheesey, surprisingly good, not-so-surprisingly bad, b-movies, $5-bin Wal-Mart movies, $1-bin Big Lots movies, indie films, movies I had to scour e-bay for, documentaries ... even the occasional blockbuster hit if it tickles my fancy.

I use profanity and put my opinion and judgements concerning the content and actors into the reviews. For example, if a movie has Charlton Heston it automatically gets a point off, because he was the president of the NRA. Let's face it: all movie reviewers put their opinions in -- I'm just open about it. If you don't like my system, then fuck off -- I'm the one putting myself in the back alleys of cinematic mayhem, using my delicate psyche to glean a few gems from the sewers of celluloid obscurity. This isn't Entertainment Tonight. I am the Roto-Rooter of movies.

I am particularly fond of weird documentaries, and there are some real doosies out there. Super-Size Me has got nothing on weirdness compared to some of these masterpieces.

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